The Daily Squeeze: Lindsay Lohan On Ugly Betty, Excuses, And Aspririn

  • Lindsay Lohan will play one of Betty’s old classmates on Ugly Betty in the May 22 season finale, and she’s expected to appear in five episodes next season. No word yet on whether she’ll have a Queens’ accent. In other Ugly Betty news, America Ferrera is not engaged. [AP and WENN]
  • Not in the mood? Memorize a few of these excuses. However, I’m not sure saying, “I have the hiccups” will work. [The Times, U.K.]
  • Taking an aspirin every day may reduce the risk of developing the most common type of breast cancer, suggests a report in Breast Cancer Research, but talk to your doctor before you start popping pills. [HealthDay]