The Daily Squeeze: A Sexually Frustrated Seal, Another Use For Birth Control, And SFW Porn

  • A very confused Antarctic fur seal tried to have sex with a king penguin. His attempt lasted 45 minutes, after which he swam into the water and ignored the bird he had just assaulted. Ugh, men. [BBC]
  • Progesterone, a female hormone commonly found in birth control, might help prevent nerve cell death after a head injury. [Ivanhoe]
  • These “porn” sites are totally safe for work. []