Jiffy Lube

Lube is a many splendored thing. It can slide you out of a rut; it can warm you up when you’re too drunk for foreplay; it can take you into places you’ve never been. Just when you thought lube couldn’t get better, the chemists at KY have improved upon their formula with the new Yours+Mine. The lube, intended for heterosexual couples, has two tubes made especially for each gender. The manufacturers, Johnson & Johnson, claim that when their powers combine, forget sparks, the two will “ignite” a new sensation. Hot! Plus the packaging glows in the dark, which isn’t discreet unless you’re at a Kanye West concert, but it will help when you’re fumbling through your nightstand. [LA Times]