“She’s kind of like a super-assistant that you can have sex with.” — Pete Wentz, on his fiancée, Ashlee Simpson (You have to read their conversation, it is amazing — he admits to wearing her pants.) [People]
We accept this new blonde duo as our rubric for best friendship, I guess. …
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.