Florida’s Plan To Obliterate Bull Testicles From Cars

Some lawmakers in Florida are hoping to make it illegal for motorists to dangle fake bull testicles from the back of their vehicles. These novelty items, sold under names like “Truck Nutz,” and come in many colors, as shown above. While the Florida Senate voted to ban the fake testicles, the House version of a broader transportation bill does not include such a proposal. The anti-bull testicle bill’s [Say that five times fast! — Editor] sponsor doubts it will succeed. You know what? He needs to get some balls. [Reuters and TruckNutz.com]