“Do any guys NOT enjoy oral sex? Do they enjoy it more than actual sex? — Seeking Sucking Stats, Duck, NC
A guy that doesn’t like oral sex is like a monkey not liking bananas. If they ever found one, they’d put it in a museum instead of a zoo. Very few people (girls and guys) don’t like oral sex. I mean, who doesn’t want to sit back and relax while someone else does all the work? But that doesn’t mean we want oral sex all of the time. I’d say guys prefer an 80-20 ratio of sex to blow jobs.
Blow jobs can’t ever replace the feeling you get with actual sex. While a mouth feels good, it doesn’t have the same contours a vagina does. It also doesn’t fulfill the primal feeling of sex…especially the hair-pulling, dirty kind. So next time you’re in the animal kingdom, switch it up. Your guy will enjoy getting an equal serving of blow jobs and sex. As any monkey will tell you, there’s more than one way to peel a banana.
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A Note On Playing It Safe: The Frisky thinks safe sex is smart sex – so please practice it in the way that’s right for your relationship.