For The Week Of April 21-27, 2008

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Trust your gut when it comes to new characters that sporadically enter your life. While most won’t be of any significance, they’ll be a few to spew a few comments to you that’ll have your mind racing with extra paranoid thoughts. Sure, it’ll make you reevaluate certain aspects of your life; however, don’t let it drag you into insecurity.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’ll be a high time to enjoy lust and new romantic commitments. Just don’t probe deeper than the here and now, as it’ll be too early for any substance to form — and all that’s underneath right now would be confusion and emotional power struggles. In time, these issues will work themselves out. If you force it though, it’ll be catastrophe.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’ll start the week off with a distinct mission, to be all about you. While this is your best intention, don’t hold onto the dream too tight. Co-dependence will wind up playing a bigger part in your schedule than you’d wish. Of course, at the end of the day, feeling needed makes you warm and fuzzy in just that way that’ll make you easy too.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

A fit of nostalgia arrives, bringing on all sorts of emotional meltdowns. This will up your drunk dialing probability rating to peak levels. Avoid the disaster while you can, delete contact info of anyone and everyone you think of as a sexy Satan. Better yet, give your best friend the control and have him or her remove all necessary poisons.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The guilt trip that your honey has taken you on over the last few weeks is coming to an end. Although it did get some issues in your relationship resolved, it also did show another side to him that’ll now start you thinking about the bigger picture. Between your driving ambition and twisted father issues, make a less traumatic love life your future.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Tension flares up at home. Avoid it by making yourself too busy at work or with friends. Seems your other half will be in a persnickety mood and sporadic undercutting comments will be flying in the air. Remove yourself from the war zone; dodge the impending agony. If they want to shoot themselves with negativity, why be around to have to clean up the blood?

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Escape in anyway you can. If this means daydreaming of the hottest guy you know, bonding on every level and reaching new heights of ecstasy, get lost in it. If you have the time to get out there and voyage beyond the horizon to find him, even better. Going off on a crazy whim isn’t just lucky for you, but necessary.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’re not going to access all the answers you need or easily decipher the clues you get. Instead of freaking out, pushing harder for solutions, accept there’s no fighting it. Fate is here to slap you down, tie you up and torture you with a lesson in patience and appreciating the unknown. If you sit tight, you’ll see that the person with the control has had your back all along.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Despite the dull headache that’s going to be reverberating in your brain, this is a week of major action. The pain will drive you to end your frustrations and accept no more excuses when it comes to a partnership that’s no longer cutting it for you. Conversations and a compromise, at best, will occur. However, odds are, you’ll be totally over it.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Spring fever is going to hit, putting you on the fast track to getting in shape and sorting out health issues. Thankfully, this will subside your hypochondria thoughts for dirtier, more luscious fantasies. When it does, work your body at home with your needier-than-usual honey instead of hitting the gym. Besides it being free, it’s the most effective multitasking you can ask for.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your delicate sensibility is a darling trait of yours that draws in the masses to worship at your feet. However, when you clam up, suddenly shoo them away without any forewarning or compassion and expect them to keep coming back for more, that is when you are getting way too full of yourself. Humility, think it, use it and love it. It’ll reward you back.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Work is where you’ll be getting the most hot and bothered. Whoever this is that is turning you on, drop a few hints, but don’t show all your cards. The chase will ignite excitable sensations. If you’re single, this could spark a secret steamy love tryst. If hooked up, it’ll mean doing your boyfriend while thinking he’s someone else.