Heidiwood Is Hollywood Circa 1987

Have you seen the wares from Heidi Montag’s debut clothing line for Anchor Blue, “Heidiwood”? Let’s just say there’s lots of tacky animal prints (“I love zebra!”), satin short-shorts, and racerback tank tops. But the best description of the line came courtesy of New York magazine, who sent a couple writers to try on the clothes. “We looked like rejects from Rock of Love II with Bret Michaels; stick us on the hood of a car and Whitesnake would’ve appeared, guitars in hand.” [NYMag.com]