“I was 15. It was out in the woods with a girl I had just met who my buddy set me up with. The whole thing lasted two seconds. It was really awkward. Two years later I had sex with her again just to show her the first performance was a fluke and I’d gotten better.” — Ashton Kutcher, on his first time, in the May 2008 issue of Details. We’ve been there too, Kutch.