The Nookie Know-It-All: Potty Sex
If you’re going to have sex in a public restroom, is it better to use the women’s or the men’s? — Lovin’ In The Loo, San Jose, CA
If you’re at a Minneapolis airport and happen to be a Senator, I highly recommend using neither. But if you aren’t, I think you should ask yourself this simple question: Who’s cleaner? Guys or girls? I think we all know the answer to that one. Guys seem to think a bathroom is a place where you can pee freely on the seat and take a massive dump without even lighting a match. If the thought of that makes you want to drop your britches, than have at it. If not, I suggest you use the women’s.
On a side note, if you want to be picky about it, wait until you find a “single occupancy” bathroom. I personally wouldn’t want to risk hearing a symphony of farts or someone peeing Niagara Falls while I’m doing the deed. Bathrooms are gross enough when nobody’s in them.
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A Note On Playing It Safe: The Frisky thinks safe sex is smart sex – so please practice it in the way that’s right for your relationship.