For the week of April 7-13, 2008
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Hot, horny and insatiable is you on the 6th, when the new moon in Aries revs you up. However, the next day, when Venus, the sensuality planet, enters Aries, you’ll be officially out of control. Expect lewd thoughts to fill your brain and your body to go into automatic, rubbing against any hot thing with a pulse. As for personality, that’ll be the least of your cares.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)
Get in a sexier state of mind by hitting the dance floor and shaking it. Positive energy attracts positive energy and unless you get back in touch with your more physical side, it’ll make your outlook rather dull. Jumpstart the caboose. If you have a man, drag him out there too. If unattached, your moves and the pheromones oozing out your pores will draw in the prospects.
Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Although you’re an air sign, ruled by mercury, and are all about operating on an intellectual plane, time to switch gears. Drop the psychoanalysis routine and let your emotions do your talking. Not that you have to get all sappy and cry, but admitting that you aren’t all logic and fact will soften you up and make you more approachable, not to mention more f’able.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Sure, your mama brought you up to be a nice and respectable lady, presentable for even the most formal occasions. However, you know there’s a freak inside you that can spring out at the most inappropriate times, making you a menace to tradition and a hound for trouble. Don’t fight it. Accept who you are and the right flock will find you.
Leo (July 23- August 22)
There’s nothing hotter than you at your bossiest, going ego to ego with the one you lust. Expect sparks to fly when you and you honey have it out. No stone will go unturned. Drama will fly from every corner of your life and through it all will be deeper understanding and intense revelations. To say the least, this week, you’ll be cocked and ready for action.
Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Secret sex will stir up your life. Love being the girl with the mysterious glow that has everyone whispering. Not to say you can’t spill your skeletons, but why bother? The privacy you’ll have to let whatever happen, without nosy friends prying will be the best gift you can give your bourgeoning relationship. Besides, let’s see if he’s even worth talking about first.
Libra (September 23- October 22)
Decisions come out this week. Expect to finally seal the deal with that special someone or have had it with a relationship all together and decide to go solo. Either or, finding your balance is going to be your new mission and come hell or high water you’re going to find it. The good news is that no matter what you choose, empowerment will follow.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
By the way people scowl at you when you tell them your sign, you should know you have nothing to lose when it comes saying how you really feel. Face it, most people aren’t going to get you anyway and that’s okay. Realize that’s the best defense you can ask for and keep on intimidating. After all, do you really want to be dating spineless morons?
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
The level of selfishness you hit now will say all you need to know about how much you care about your latest plaything. Committed or not, this week will lead you down the road to many tempting offers and some may be too hot to refuse. How you play your cards can give you the winning pot or make you bottom out. Choose wisely.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
If you’re already living with someone, expect a lovey dovey time of domestic bliss. If you’ve been seeing some, step it up and play house. Even if you don’t think you’re there yet, jump in and try it out — even if it’s for a week. Learning those odd habits now will be what endears you the most to one another and get your oxytocin levels soaring to new heights.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19)
Hot hook-ups will be close to home. If you have had the hots for your neighbor or someone that works close by, this is the time to put on the F-me pumps, walk on over and introduce yourself. If there’s no one close by, then hit up siblings for introductions. If you’re an only child that lives and works alone, then this is a great time to buy your perfect vibrator.
Pisces (February 20-March 20)
Let your superficiality rage. As the sign of compassion, you have a tendency to hook-up with one too many charity cases and this week, time to turn the tide. Be good to yourself; indulge in lust for just pure lust. Not to say you can’t want someone for his inner beauty, but who has time for anything other than instant gratification? For this week, certainly not you.