Wine Choice A Key To Sexuality?

Everyone knows that Italians love wine, but one particular Italian thinks wine can tell you who your really love…sexually at least. Franco D’Eusanio has invented three wines which he says can help people determine their true sexuality — a masculine red wine, a feminine white wine, and a ambiguous rose. Um, I like all three — and a fourth! Boxed wine! — what does that mean? The test also comes with a psychological evaluation and a questionnaire about sexual behavior. Maybe he’s just trying to get you drunk so you’ll answer completely honestly? [Truemors]