I am kind of over Showtime’s The Tudors because I totally know what’s going to happen (read The Other Boleyn Girl, naturally, and that told me everything I needed to know) and I also think Jonathan Rhys Meyers is a little creepy and bug-eyed as Henry VIII — though I do think the woman who plays Anne is divine. Anyway, the real reason to continue tuning in is Henry Cavill, who plays Charles Brandon, one of Henry’s right hands and husband to his sister Mary. The rest of the story gets way confusing (as all royal dramas are), but all you need to know is that Cavill is sex on a stick.
