The Nookie Know-It-All: Going Down

“Is there a secret to being awesome at oral sex? I’m not sure if I’m doing it well, and I’m not about to discuss my technique with my friends.” — Needing Lessons, Santa Fe, NM

The real secret to oral sex that nobody ever talks about is that you have to be into it! You know how passionate you get about buying shoes or watching the latest episode of America’s Next Top Model? Put that same gleeful cheer into fellatio, and you’ll have your guy going through the roof.

With that said, there’s a few “tricks of the trade” (I totally sound like a hooker) that will spice up the average beej. My favorites, after the jump…

  • Suction: The term “blow” isn’t really accurate, because the suction is what feels the best to guys. Next time you go down on a lucky guy, pretend you’ve got a Tootsie pop and generate some suction.
  • Use your hands: God gave you two hands, so use them. The key is to give both mouth and hand action at the same time. As your mouth is working, your hand should be following its lead.
  • Ballin’: Think of them as two little gems that need some attention. From time-to-time during oral, put them in your mouth or cup them. I’m not sure how good this actually feels for guys, I just think they like seeing someone else play with their goods.
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