Dr. Pepper Is Gay For Axl Rose

Dr. Pepper is in love with Axl Rose, just like we were when Paradise City seemed to be in his snakeskin pants. While the former Guns ‘N’ Roses lead singer may have an appetite for self-destruction, Dr. Pepper wants to heal his wounded heart by offering one free can of soda per fan, if Rose finally releases the album he’s been working on for 10 years, Chinese Democracy. Although Tibet has a better chance of becoming free in 2008, show your support for the record’s release here. [Dlisted]