FriskyScopes With Kiki T
For the week of March 24-30, 2008
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Self-possession is 9/10th the way to turn on any object of desire. Remember you’re the sign of fearlessness and thrive on challenge. You’re a warrior and failure is never an option. Repeat this to yourself often, like putting on armor and then ready yourself for that fated moment this week when you’ll finally be face-to-face with that hot someone you’ve been eyeing.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)
It’s going to be one of those unexpected weeks that creeps in like normal, than suddenly turns emotional and has you cooing and crying at random moments. The good news is that it’ll all be sappy sweetness that’ll get you wet — as in your eyes – and has you seeing your honey and the people around him in a whole new darling light. Ah bliss!
Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Romantic gratification kicks off your week, with a deep hopefulness that fills you with an amazing wonderment. Then, by midweek, a twist into darkness hits making you feel vulnerable. Finally, by the week’s end there is a resolution that’ll have you feeling contented. Yes, you’ll be flung around the spectrum of emotions, expect to age a little this week.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Drop the good girl image and share your inner hell-raiser with the world. Anyone who matters wasn’t buying the routine anyway and would benefit way more to hang with the devilish side to you. Not only is that girl way more fun, honest and can screw like a rabid animal, she is a way better match for that hottie that you can’t get out of your mind.
Leo (July 23- August 22)
Your passion reaches new peaks, making you rage with the need to get more intimate with your sweetie. No matter how many marathons of Millionaire Matchmaker you’ve watched and heard Patty tell you not to be the hunter, go against the grain. Launch the rockets and fireworks will detonate. This time around, you setting off the sparks is what’ll make it work.
Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Manipulation is part of love. Sometimes to get the upper hand, you have to hit below the belt. After all, if he can’t feel the pain along with the pleasure, how balanced can your relationship actually be? This week, reveal your agonies and let him pamper you back into care. After all, even Superwoman needs to feel delicate and loved every so often.
Libra (September 23- October 22)
Team spirit is your theme of the week as you and your baby sync up to start working on making future plans happen together. Sure, they’ll be a few trials and tribulation along the way, but that is when the true test of your bond will happen. If you’re not hooked-up, hit the town with your single friends to hunt for hotness. Yes, this week it’ll take a village to get satisfaction.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
No matter what is happening in your sex/love life, you’re doing incredible. You are on top of your game and you are a siren. While the things you want to happen may seem out of whack with the priorities that are happening, you can’t take it all personally. Fate has a funny way of working. In the end, trust you will get the last laugh.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
A major attitude shift is coming, inspiring all sorts of visions in your head. Not only will it charge your libido back to a respectable level, it’ll also rev up your enthusiasm and optimism. While you might not be totally up for public consumption, dip your toes back into the social realm by throwing a party. Have the prospects come to you and let the magic take over from there.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
You can’t be everything to everybody and if you try, you’ll only feel bitter. Besides, you should know by now who’s appreciative and who’s selfish. Don’t try to change fate. Instead, do yourself a favor, get selfish all this week and love it. Besides, the less you care, the more they’ll want you — and who doesn’t love more power? Certainly not you.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19)
Things will fly out of your mouth faster than you’ll be able to control. If you don’t want certain people to hear what you really think of them, avoid them because they’ll be no holding back the truth. Sure, a few might get off on knowing your whip-smart commentary; but most others won’t. Of course, if you’re saying it adorned in leather, results may vary.
Pisces (February 20-March 20)
Savor the flavors that come you way, because the slower you take in the worship the more fulfilled you will be. Yes, passion, excitement and romance will come to you in spades midweek, setting off your jets in all different and exciting directions. Love the details, because this week will be filled with many chances for life to be finger-licking good.