With all of this Eliot Spitzer business going on, we started wondering, “If we were a high-priced prostitute, which governor would we want to do?” because, let’s face it, Eliot leaves something to be desired. So here are the five best-looking governors this country has to offer.
Status: Married to Diane Patrick since 1984, two kids
Status: Married to Catherine Curran O’Malley since 1990, four kids
Status: Married to Amelia Perry since 1982, two kids [WTF, is that me? -- Editor]
Status: Married to Todd Palin since 1988, four kids and pregnant with her fifth!
Status: Married to Maria Shriver since 1986, four kids