Hillary Clinton Was Within 1000 Feet Of The Oval Office Bathroom On Blue-Dress-Stain Day!
The news wires are all abuzz because a review of Senator Clinton’s just released-schedule during her eight years as First Lady reveals that she had appointments at the White House on the day her husband, President Bill, had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky. OMG? We’re not sure what the big deal is, other than President Clinton clearly really wasn’t worried about getting caught — by the press, his staff, or his wife. That said, the White House is a big ol’ manse, so we’re pretty sure Hillary couldn’t hear any suspicious sounds coming from the Oval Office bathroom while she was makin’ a sandwich in the White House kitchen. [ABC News]