Star Couplings: John Mayer Assumes His Future Wife Reads Us Weekly

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 13, 2008
  • John Mayer, you are such a tool. The singer told Best Life magazine, “When I think about my [future] wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in Us Weekly. It’s all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it. I worry about what she thinks.” Okay, dude. Maybe you should worry a little more about that embarrassing face you make when you play the guitar. [Us Weekly]
  • Of course Lisa Marie Presley is having twins. Does anyone just have one baby anymore? [DListed]
  • Okay, so we always knew there were gay rumors about Jake Gyllenhaal, but did you know that gossip mongers are now buzzing that Reese Witherspoon is really a lesbian? []