The Daily Squeeze: Impotent Ostriches, British Taste, Lingerie Thieves, And Prudish Libraries

  • An ostrich named Gustav appears to have become impotent after fireworks were thrown at him. (Don’t judge. You would become impotent, too, if you had fireworks thrown at you.) Gustav has been unable to mate with his two female partners so he will have to be examined by an animal psychologist to see what exactly stopped his sex drive. [Cape Argus, South Africa]
  • Of 66,000 male members of a top British dating site who were surveyed, 54 percent said they won’t date a woman who earns more than $50,000. Guys, have you never dreamed of having a sugar mama? []
  • A 43-year-old man in Fort Collins, CO, who stole 1,300 women’s undergarments (we’re guessing this means bras, underwear, and other lingerie?) was sentenced on Monday to five years probation and mental health treatment. The undergarments came from at least 12 women. []
  • If you’re a curious kid in Nampa, ID, you’re out of luck, as sneaking a sexual education from The New Joy of Sex or The Joy of Gay Sex at the public library is no longer an option. After many requests, the Nampa Public LIbrary has moved those two books to the library director’s office so they are only available upon request. [Montana’s News Station]