Britney’s Mailbox

Britney just can’t get any peace. Justin mocked her at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony (“The world is full of Madonna wannabes. I might have even dated a couple.”), K-Fed wants her to pay nearly $1 million in legal fees, and some sicko keeps sending her sex toys in the mail. For the last six weeks, Britney has been receiving packages with sex toys and crazy letters describing the correspondent’s fantasies involving Brit. On a sort of positive note, though, she is supposed to make a guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother this season. Cross your fingers that she doesn’t forget her lines, that someone watches the show, and that Britney’s career finally climbs out of the Dumpster. [Times of India]