A Match Made In Saline-Soaked Heaven

Wednesday’s episode of The Colbert Report had a segment about MyFreeImplants.com, a website started by Jason Grunstra which “brings together two groups of people: women that have a strong desire to enhance their physical appearance through cosmetic surgery and benefactors who wish to help these women improve their self esteem and confidence through cosmetic surgery.” Clearly, men have been giving their money to silly charities like St. Jude’s and OxFam for far too long. You know, it is so unfortunate that women don’t have a similar charity to contribute to which provides men with the cosmetic surgeries of their dreams. Is the URL “SizeDoesMatter.com” available? [Comedy Central]