Anna Nicole: Too Hot For TV

Anna Nicole Smith’s life will have to endure one more tragedy: a made for TV movie. The former Playboy Playmate of the Year stripped her way from her humble beginnings in Texas all the way to the top, only to have her memory cheapened with this cheesy impression by Dancing with the “Stars’” Willa Ford. Worse yet, the trailer for her high-maintenance highness’ story looks pathetically low budget, especially for someone worth over $400 million dollars. The slurry superstar deserves better than this! Our heart goes out to baby Dannielynn — sweetie, nobody dressed up and dry humped reality quite like your glamorous mom.