Who needs to purr more than female cats? After all, male cats have scary pronged penises, so sex really is just about kitten-making for female felines. This video, courtesy of Nerve, is sort of NSFW (especially if you work at a pet store), but it does prove your cat is probably totally gettin’ busy when you’re not home to pet it. Frankly, I couldnâ€™t make it past the â€œnippleâ€ lick. This cat is hard-core!