For the week of March 3-9, 2008
Pisces (February 20-March 20)
A thrilling week is coming by way of a new moon in Pisces and Mars entering into the compatible Cancer sign. What does this all mean? You’ll be hotter than a habanero chile pepper in the middle of hell! Just point and choose, the minions are at your disposal, do with them as you will.Aries (March 21-April 19)
Home is where your heart will be. If you want your libido to sync up, invite your choicest booty call over. You might even find being on your turf allows more intimacy and that he isn’t as superficial and seemingly one-dimensional as you think. Of course, whatever mental foreplay you have to create to get the best out of the sex, do it — even if it means making up stories.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)
Vague communications with a “new friend” hits, frustrating you beyond comprehension. Instead of trying to decipher hieroglyphics, let the nonsense slide off your back. Besides, it’ll be your only option for getting through this week with any peace. Otherwise, if you do try to beat your brain sorting it out, chances are you’ll take it the wrong way anyway.
Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Your hotness at work rages; expect an offer, promotion or a raise. If nothing happens, then send off resumes and call contacts that drive your ambitions further. While this won’t give you time for love/lust related matters, this will give you a focused and driven feeling that can lead you to making decisions on what you need out of your love life too.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Be on the look out for a sexy stranger from a foreign land. There will be nothing but goodness to come for a wild and exotic journey into the unknown, as it’ll open your eyes to a whole new way of life that can refresh your mind, body and spirit. Of course, you can also take fate into your hands and book a vacation by the 7th.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Pay attention to your hunches. Whatever suspicions you have, investigate. However, once you do find something, don’t reveal it until the right time — which isn’t now. Although chances of what you discover is good news, which makes it even harder to keep things under wraps, know there is a bigger reward that’ll come from “playing dumb.”
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Time to ante up. Seems an ongoing love affair is about to take a serious turn and it can mean all the happiness you could dream of and more or it could mean facing up to the fact that you can’t just go through the motions anymore. Yes, this is your moment of truth. Be ready for your close-up.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
“Ain’t too proud to be beg,” is the theme this week. Let everyone know your love life sucks and a 911 is in full effect. Plus, the best hook-ups will be through friends, ones you see on a regular basis. Be descriptive and order your ideal date up like an entrée at the Four Seasons. The more extravagant and refined your picture, the more perfect the results.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
The numbness you start the week with fades by 5th and by the 7th you’ll be like a wild boar in heat. However, this hot rocking time for booty and ego isn’t coming to your doorstep by itself. Get out. The result will be an exciting start to an experience that’ll culminate mid-month, when practically all the planets in the universe will be working like Spanish fly for you.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Call in the fluffer, because it’ll take extra efforts for you to give a crap about anyone else but yourself this week. An introverted mood hits, and at most all you’ll want to do is escape into your mind or zone out into nothingness. Be honest to yourself and keep your ringer on silent. If there are prospects, at the least, this brief disappearing act only ups your stock.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Haul ass and get out of town with your honey. The stars have aligned for a fabulous get away with your special someone, which will result in that communication breakthrough you need. Yes, this time away will have you seeing hearts or a really amicable escape route. Either or, positive resolutions come from short trips and talking. Take advantage by making it a vacation.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19)
Being sensible is not a trait that bodes well with you, so don’t attempt to try it now because you will only wind up feeling depleted and psychologically maimed. To avoid such a disaster, speak up and call the shots the way you want to see them. If this means strapping on the leather, adorning the stilettos and pulling out the whip, do it. People will do as you say.