“Ecstatic Birth” Grosses Us Out

Birth nowadays is usually a sweaty, messy, drug-addled experience. But now a group of doctors and midwives promise that if you go au natural, the baby will come the same way you did at its conception — with an oh-so-pleasurable orgasmic birth! World renowned midwife Ina May Gaskin says, “It is possible to have an ecstatic birth — in fact, that is the best natural high that I know of.” Experts believe that in an unassisted, drug-free birth scenario, the woman can be left to experience the contractions often misidentified as pain and, with the help of, um, stimulation, even enjoy them. If you’re eager to find out more, the docs are hard at work finishing a documentary to promote this new handy technique. While the experts claim the process will save you money on medical expenses, you may have to spend a lot more on doctors when your kid finds their homemade child birth porno video. [Nerve]

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