For the week of February 25-March 2, 2008
Pisces (February 20-March 20)
The aftershocks from a recent change in your relationship are still reverberating in your mind and it’ll affect your body for a while too. Although you might feel shaken and stirred on many different levels, know that you are on the right path and whatever dismal drama you are facing now in the end will make you a hotter commodity. Trust.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Forget relying on anything you feel. One minute you’ll be madly in love, the next you’ll want to kill. If this seems tantalizing to the person that is at the receiving end of the wackiness, then hit it because you have certainly found your match. After all, anyone willing to endure pain has got to make you curious and sadist enough to give it a go.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)
You have standards, stick with them. You know you’re a sucker for love, so beware of trying to twist your mind around to fit present circumstances. You have way too many other important obligations you can give your time to than a possibility that has you undermining your self-worth. In other words, don’t let a little horniness drive you to regret!
Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Compromise is for losers and there is no way in hell you are one. Take charge with your wants and needs and erase, “No,” from your memory. If you can’t get what you want, then you don‘t want it. Of course, this doesn’t mean you should feel a sense of entitlement, rather know you will have to do some major sweet-talking, but if that doesn’t work, let it go.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
For any worthy action this week, your best days are the 26th and 27th. Otherwise, your independence will feel more rocking than anything else. You know it, your patience will be low, but your determination will be high. So, own your hotness, as it’ll be what gives you that extra edge for getting ahead.
Leo (July 23- August 22)
Leave it to your lover to call the shots. How he takes control will tell you all you need to know about where you want to take your relationship. Chances are he will pull out some major surprises that’ll have you going wild, like a kitty in heat. If it is otherwise, get out now. With the planetary aspects you are under now, your life should be nothing less than orgasmic.
Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Shake up the routines in the boudoir, by taking it outside into the big bad world. Mark your territory all around and reclaim your sense of daring. If you don’t, the more you allow yourself to stay in a rut, the closer you are to trading in your stilettos for orthopedics. Tip the scales of your excitement level again and make peace of mind that much more accessible.
Libra (September 23- October 22)
Your eyes will be bigger than your lady parts, to put it delicately. Yes, bring on a week of man candy and sweet flirtations. However, know that what you see is far better than what you will get. If all you want is just a frivolous time, then this is your time to live it up. Of course, you should know yourself better by now and realize empty calories can also be a total bore.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
It takes a lot to keep a good woman down and if you are doing it right, you will want to keep this position. Forget trying to make every event in your life eternally meaningful, it just won’t work that way. The second you embrace a moment for what it is; you’ll finally find yourself free to be happy. Yes, make peace with your inner ho and love it.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Hole up at home with your techno gadgets and call it a day. You won’t be able to connect with anyone the way you want in person, but it doesn’t mean you can’t get down. Go ahead, flirt with exes over email, post racy pics of yourself on Facebook or join a dirty chat room; the more ethereal your method of getting off, the more stimulating the sensations.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
To pump up your libido into action, keep physical. Hit the gym, practice those Kegels at your desk — do whatever it takes to get yourself back in touch with your body. Stop focusing on all the things in life that are making you forget that you are a sex goddess. Up your own standards and all will fall into place—like finally being able to say, “No,” to losers.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19)
Show your inner freak to the one you lust for, it’ll prove to be a fun-filled time of exploring and experimenting—doing all the things you’ve always dreamt of, but felt too shy to express. This is your time to let it all hang out. You’ll have lots to gain from saying and doing what’s on your mind, as in a boost of confidence that’ll charge you up to seize control in every area of your life.