For the week of February 18-24, 2008
Pisces (February 20-March 20)
You may have bitten off more than you can chew in your latest escapades, but remember, you’re a lady that likes to swallow the drama down in big gulps. So, despite the fact that you have wound up on Psycho Lane in matters of the heart, turn this disaster into your ultimate swan song — at the least, gain as much sympathy from your friends as you can.Aries (March 21-April 19)
Boundaries are for virgins and we all know you’re not one of those. So, as you start getting that kooky eye for that seemingly platonic friend, stop trying to hold yourself back. Of course, think before jumping on his bones, because if you play your cards right you might just wind up with a jackpot.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)
Success makes you hot, keep this in mind as the late hours start wearing you down and you start hearing all sorts of complaints from your ‘boyfriend’ who just can’t seem to understand your drive. Whatever, this is what you get for hooking up with slackers. He might be good in bed, but after that what good is he? Speed up the inevitable; point him to the door.
Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Lately you’ve had quite a way of surprising others, but mostly yourself with your erratic behavior. Well, hold those horses, because soon you’ll be once again making everyone, and yourself, take a step back in complete shock and awe when your libido jumps off the radar of what you know or ever thought you could understand. Original? Yes. Kinky, hopefully.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Pry those fingers off the ledge and let yourself go. Free falling will do you good; as all those preconceived notions and rules you’ve created for yourself has made you a big stick in the mud. Besides, with frisky planetary influences aimed your way, this will be your chance to get off the granny track and try new things. Yes, tasty new flavors and foreign adventures await; heed it’s calling.
Leo (July 23- August 22)
You’ve got that fire sign edge to you that means you appreciate getting some pushback every so often. Heck, if a man does it right, there’s nothing hotter. After all, anyone that can tame your wild beast for even a minute has something worth listening to. With this said, get your sexiest lingerie ready to go, because sparks are going to fly.
Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Who you are and want to be are way more interesting than the bitter used up voice prattling off in your head telling you otherwise. To end it, revigorate your life with a dose of positivity, and the more extreme, the better — as in quitting a draining job, lover or friend. Realize flogging yourself (at least mentally) won’t get you off.
Libra (September 23- October 22)
There is mad sex out there with your name all over it, claim it today. The catch though, the one person you shouldn’t be hooking up with is an ex. If anything, you should be going out there and having these wild times to erase yourself of that ex — and sure, while you’re not a gal that likes to be told what to do, do whatever…but if you do, know you’ve dug your own grave.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Money is your sex; at least it’ll feel that way this week. Sure, there’ll be a few flirtations that can keep you busy, but if you really want to keep the eye on the prize, pay attention to networking opportunities and sticking to a no-nonsense attitude about your ambitions. Remember, power is your aphrodisiac.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
Your brain will be in overdrive, analyzing the behaviors of everyone around you: what they think, feel, etc. The bottom line is that no one, but you, will be too deep right now and the delusions you make up are going to be far more exciting than reality — but since this week will be fairly dull anyway, feel free to get lost in the fantasies, especially the ones occurring late at night.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Having expectations is the fastest way to end a tryst and well, you’re about to hit a mound of information that’ll have you walking, running, from a situation that you should of known wasn’t as it seemed. The good news is you’ll come out the unsuspecting victim in all this, giving you a glow of vulnerability that’ll be as potent as a French perfume in attracting a new, worthier flame.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19)
A majority of Aquarians should be basking in an exciting love/sex life right now. If you are one of them, spend this week trying those things you’ve always wanted to (and maybe take a personal day to do them. If you aren’t one of them, move your booty and get out there already. Love is in the air; don’t be scared to suck it down.