Radio Station Breaks Up… Marriage

Sick of your spouse, but your bank account is worse off than you are? No problemo! You’ve got a couple more hours to apply for WKLC Rock 105’s divorce give away. One lucky couple will get a trip to Splitsville for free from West Virginian attorney Rusty Webb. Jay Nunley, the sympathetic scrooge of Valentine’s Day and smart station programming director, said about the promotion, “Sure we can give away concert tickets, and we do. That’s going to make you happy for a little while. This is the chance to make someone happy for the rest of their life.” To qualify for the un-“I do’s”, just fill out this form and then tune-in for the divorce drawing at 5pm. Good luck dumping the douche! But if you don’t win, perhaps you could give your worse half a box of crappy worm-filled chocolates for Valentine’s Day. That oughta get the job done. [Yahoo! News]