Lingerie We Hope You Never Have To Pretend You Like

Valentine’s Day is an excellent opportunity to gauge how much taste your significant other has, especially if he buys you lingerie. Because, while he may say that it’s a gift for you, it’s really a gift for himself. And it’s a bad sign if he’s choosing to buy a camo ensemble with the sides cut out. For more getups that are certainly NOT on your wish list, keep reading…

This lace teddy ($39) is sort of like a vest attached to a thong. [Frederick’s of Hollywood]

Of course you’ll be excited to learn that this micro fiber dress ($50.95) comes with a matching thong! [Pampered Passions]

Tara Reid’s next red carpet ensemble ($33.99). [The Red Door Store]

Doesn’t the model in this corset chemise ($224.95) look like stylist Rachel Zoe? [Pampered Passions]

The camo on this dress ($24.99) would not help a girl blend in anywhere. [The Red Door Store]