The Daily Squeeze: Hairy Men, Coworker Love, And A Fake Emergency

  • British women become more attracted to hairy men as they get older, according to a survey conducted by a matchmaking firm. Sixty-two percent of the women surveyed over 45 said they find hairy men hot, but only 24 percent of women under 25 did. This is good news for men, because our highly unscientific observations find that men get hairier as they get older. We haven’t gotten to the point yet where we find excessive ear/nose hair attractive. [Ed. Note: I really think this has more to do with Burt Reynold’s popularity in the ’70s, where as the poster boy for hotness in the ’90s were hairless boyband members.] [Easier]
  • Seventy percent of people in a recent survey agreed that workplace relationships lead to a drop in productivity. We can confirm this — we’ve gone down to the fourth floor for coffee twice this morning in order to wink at someone. [QBR]
  • A woman in Poland could get up to a year in jail after she made 700 calls to emergency services, the local army and the town because she needed a man for sex. We recommend she look up “escort” in the phone book. [The Sun (U.K.)]