A New Addams Family

By: Simcha / February 11, 2008

Calpernia Addams, showgirl, motorcycle enthusiast, and Southern belle, is the newest reality dating show star. She’s gorgeous, she’s smart, she’s funny, and she’s got a better boob job than Miss New York. What’s her secret? She used to be a man, but after serving as a decorated medic for the Navy in Desert Storm, Calpernia transitioned into the leggy redhead she is today. Ms. Addams has dedicated her life to activism and was the subject of the 2003 film, Soldier’s Girl. Now, at the ripe age of thirty-six, the femme fatale is ready to open her heart and mansion so eight men, from a car dealer to a professional wrestler, can compete for her love. Calpernia’s show, TransAmerican Love Story, premiers tonight on LOGO at 10pm, so don’t try to phone call us — we’re going to be glued to our LGBTv’s. What a woman! [ABC News and LOGO]