What’s New Pussycat?

Sixty-something Sex Bomb Tom Jones has taken out a whopping $7 million insurance policy on his chest hair. While we’re not sure if that includes the trail that leads to the Golden Girls‘ promise land, we are sure that it is a waste of money. What’s he afraid of — a waxident? The insurance company, Lloyd’s of London, is also known for covering J.Lo’s booty, Heidi Klum’s legs, and Keith Richard’s fingers, so they were happy to add Tom and the handful of hair that entertains crowds in Las Vegas. Although, perhaps at his age, the pelvis-thrusting crooner would have been better off getting insurance to cover a cougar attack. [World Of Wonder]