Star Couplings: Woody Allen Entices Scarlett and Penelope To Make Out

  • Woody Allen, you’re such an old pervert — but this time we love you for it! Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson get hot and heavy — for each other — in the director’s next film. [Page Six]
  • Jennifer Lopez’s twins are due on Valentine’s Day! All together now…. “Awwwww!” But, I wonder what our astrosexologist Kiki would say about babies born on such a romantic day? [MSNBC]
  • Cher confirmed the rumors that she dated Tom Cruise back in the ’80s. Seems she’s got a thing for Scientologists — her ex-husband, Sonny Bono, was a devout follower of L. Ron Hubbard’s “religion”. []