Booze Bra Turns Boobs Into Big Jugs

Let your cup runneth over with the new Wine Rack Bra! The latest development in portable flasks has finally rationalized why boobs are called jugs. The boozy sports bra contains two inserts you can fill with the liquor of your choosing, up to a bottle of wine’s worth. No doubt some will see this as a sexy way to sneak alcohol into concerts, the office, church, rehab…really the possibilities are endless! And, at full capacity, the bra will enhance your bust line by two sizes so both you and your admirers will find your cleavage intoxicating. [The Wine Rack via Metro U.K.]