Ugly Bridesmaid Dresses Still Available

Do you get excited when one of your closest friends gushes, “I’m engaged!”? Because you shouldn’t. Not because you shouldn’t be happy for her, but because there is a strong possibility that the dress you will be asked to wear as her bridesmaid will cost more than $200 and be utterly hideous. Luckily, “re-wearable” dresses are the big thing now. In a few years, when all brides choose their underlings’ ensembles wisely, the movie 27 Dresses will be completely unrelatable. But that won’t happen until these hideous ‘fits go away — check them out, after the jump!
Who needs cake when your ‘maids are sporting pink-tiered confections?

Is it bronze? Is it gold? No, it’s brold!

Every bridesmaid dreams of the day she’ll walk down the aisle wearing a “vintage leaf”-colored dress.

Forget black, “cornflower blue” chiffon ruffles flatter every figure.

[NY Times and images from Perfect Bridesmaids]