Ugly Bridesmaid Dresses Still Available

Catherine Strawn | January 11, 2008 - 5:34 pm

Do you get excited when one of your closest friends gushes, “I’m engaged!”? Because you shouldn’t. Not because you shouldn’t be happy for her, but because there is a strong possibility that the dress you will be asked to wear as her bridesmaid will cost more than $200 and be utterly hideous. Luckily, “re-wearable” dresses are the big thing now. In a few years, when all brides choose their underlings’ ensembles wisely, the movie 27 Dresses will be completely unrelatable. But that won’t happen until these hideous ‘fits go away — check them out, after the jump!
Who needs cake when your ‘maids are sporting pink-tiered confections?

Is it bronze? Is it gold? No, it’s brold!

Every bridesmaid dreams of the day she’ll walk down the aisle wearing a “vintage leaf”-colored dress.

Forget black, “cornflower blue” chiffon ruffles flatter every figure.

[NY Times and images from Perfect Bridesmaids]