Like, duh, of course Johnny Depp is a “Hot Piece of Ass” — hardly a newsflash. However, it’s this cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone that’s giving us heart palpatations — a shirtless Johnny, looking just as hot as the first day he walked on the set of 21 Jump Street. The star of the amazing movie musical Sweeney Todd tells the magazine all about slicing people up, learning to sing, and blah, blah, blah, who freaking cares? All we know is that the man has exposed his beautiful tanned flesh (FYI, that tat is his daughter Lily Rose’s name) and we desperately need some alone time. [Rolling Stone]
