Brunch Is For Girls

It never occurred to me that guys think brunch is totally girly and lame until I read this Token Straight Guy. But I came across this sign over the weekend, which affirms that it isn’t just one guy who thinks this — apparently, it’s most. Learning this made me realize that I made a huge mistake on my online dating profile: I listed “brunch with friends” as something I like to do on weekends! Just think of how many more people would have contacted me if they didn’t associate me with mimosas and omelets! (I usually eat breakfast burritos or waffles when I “brunching” anyway.) However, one guy seemed to be attracted to my love of brunch and actually initiated a conversation with me by saying that he “can’t imagine living without [brunch],” which is more than most girls would say.

Tags: brunch, mimosas