Are You A Swinger?

Figuring out whether or not you’re a swinger doesn’t seem like it would be all that difficult. There’s not really any gray area: Either you are, or you aren’t. So if you find yourself relating to a few of the “100 Signs You May Be a Swinger” but don’t consider yourself a swinger, there can be other explanations…

3. You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can’t go out with them this weekend. You have lame coworkers.

29. You don’t think twice about wearing a short skirt, high heels, and fishnets when there is three feet of snow on the ground. You are a hooker, a drag queen, or a sorority girl.

79. Making it an early night means getting home before 3 a.m. You are under 30 and live in New York City.

87. You’re at the market, and the only things in your basket are condoms, breath mints, and Red Bull. You are Britney Spears.

99. You spent twice as long on your online profile than you did on your resume. You are in your 20s. [Kasidie]