Tila Tequila Gives A Frat Boy A Shot At Love

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 20, 2007 - 5:10 pm

I’m one of of the half dozen people who watched A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila on MTV and boy, oh boy, was I disappointed with the finale. The premise of the show had a group of men and women vying for the heart of Tila, the big ol’ MySpace hoochie. I didn’t want to believe the rumors that this alleged bisexual is actually straight as an arrow. Why? Because I think she’s cute and I have a girl crush on her. I should have seen the signs that, in the end, Tila was going to pick the meathead, Bobby, over the hot, vaguely androgynous, Dani. Michael K over at D-Listed spoke the truth, saying, “Fake bi-chicks will always choose dick before snatch.” And I do not have girl crushes on fake bi-chicks, so Tila, it’s OVER. [MTV]