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Dustin Hoffman Discusses Sex Life With Swedish Reporter

While doing publicity for Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium, Dustin Hoffman started going off about topics that don’t seem to mesh with the movie’s G rating. He discussed how to teach kids about sex and even asked a female reporter how often she thinks about doing it. Here’s a snippet of his insights into what he would be like if he were a woman: “One of the things I always used to say is that if I had a vagina, I would have been much more selective. But this thing called a penis is like taking a dog for a walk.” We don’t really get what he means, but we do know that Dustin’s penis also tried to play matchmaker for his son — he apparently tried to hook him up with costar Natalie Portman. Dads can be sooooo annoying! [Sydney Morning Herald]

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