Gross Guy Trend: Limp, Thinning Hair

Eww, Heath Ledger what happened to you? It’s like the time we found our the Easter Bunny was totally imaginary — we’re so depressed! It seems like only yesterday that we were getting our subtle gay porn rocks off from your nudie scenes in Brokeback Mountain, but these days you’re looking about as dated as Anne Hathaway’s costumes. Memo to all the guys reading this: when your hair starts to thin and recede this much, reach for the clippers. Our girl boner is sad!