Yeah, we know it’s every guy’s fantasy to have a harem of his own à la Hugh Hefner’s Girls Next Door, but we didn’t realize there were droves actually attempting to make it happen. For a little more than a thousand measly bucks (measly in millionaire terms—I can barely pay my rent), rich guys can become certified sugar daddies on SeekingMillionaire.com. What a useful concept! Not only does it help guys find women who will put out for rich players, but it also makes the leeches feel safer since they know they can’t be deceived by guys pretending they’re loaded: “Most online dating sites are full of men claiming to be millionaires in order to attract responses from beautiful women,†one sugar baby said. “When a certified sugar daddy contacts me, I know he is a real millionaire.†Wow. Job security for gold diggers. [SeekingMillionaire.com]
