Maybe We Pretend We Can’t Cook So We Won’t Have To

Daily Mail columnist Sam Holden is a bold man, declaring, “The only people who can actually cook on this planet are men, even the ones who only cook once a year when their wife or girlfriend is ill.” Surprisingly, he is married. And while we would dump his ass if we were his wife, she totally gets him back with her response: “So, boys, next time you are boring on about how you created the latest gastronomic masterpiece, and taking your wife to task about her shortcomings in the kitchen, don’t be surprised if she gently points out that the kitchen is not the only room in which performance counts.” Oh, snap. [Daily Mail]