Double Beds On Airplanes Can’t Possibly Be Meant For Sleeping

Joining the mile high club used to be a big deal. First, you both had to sneak past the flight attendants, then you had to contort yourselves into a disgusting 2-foot-square box with fluorescent lighting and a toilet, and finally you had to, once again, slip past the suspecting flight attendants who totally knew what was up. Well, Singapore Airlines has practically taken the fun out of this furtive endeavor now that they’ve added double beds to some of their planes. The only thing is, they’re asking passengers to keep their trousers on. Right…The suites aren’t soundproof, so just suppress yourself from screaming things like, “We have liftoff!” [Times UK]