PETA Splatters The Olsen Twins With Virtual Red Paint

The marketing geniuses at PETA are at it again! This time the animal loving rabble rousers are going after Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen…make that Hairy-Kate and Trashley Trollsen. The group has dedicated an entire campaign and a MySpace page to tearing down the pint-sized twins for their habit of wearing and producing clothing made with fur.

“Like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we’re celebrities, we don’t have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else’s skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of someone’s family, we totally can! And boy, do we ever.”

In all fairness, when you’re that skinny and tiny, you do get cold more easily, but everyone knows PETA would rather people die from hypothermia than risk an animal getting its life cut short. We kid, because seriously, fur isn’t sexy and little people with bulging eyes and enormous cups of Starbucks that are swathed in it are even more creepy. [MySpace and Peta2]