Breaking! Jodie Foster Isn’t Straight!
Finally, Oscar winner Jodie Foster has (almost) come out of the closet. She acknowledged her life partner of 20 years at an awards gala this week, calling her “beautiful Cydney [Bernard] who sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss.” Seriously, this is the best kept secret since Ellen and Rosie admitted to being card carrying dykes. We haven’t muttered a “Duh!” this emphatically since the world found out there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. It’s about time Jodie! [After Ellen]