The Daily Squeeze: Hos, Vibes, and Nudie Pics!

  • Santas in Sydney, Australia, have been told they cannot use Father Christmas’s typical holiday cheer chant of “Ho Ho Ho” because it might be offensive to women. [Yahoo! News]
  • Babeland, the sex toy retailer with locations in New York, Los Angeles, and Seattle, will be the sole distributor of the SaSi, a new vibrator that claims to be the crème de la crème of self-pleasuring tools. It comes out in March 2008, but back the hell up, we’re already first in line. [AVN]
  • The woman who gained national news attention for being nearly kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight because she was dressed “too sexy” has shot a centerfold for Playboy. Rest assured, “it’s very tastefully done.” Duh! [MSNBC]