Taylor Swift’s (Racist) Video For “Wildest Dreams” Isn’t Racist Because The Producer Is “Super Hot” And “Black,” Says Director

Megan Reynolds / September 2, 2015

“Super hot black producer” is the new “black friend.”… More »


President Mike Huckabee Will Outlaw All The Abortions, Protect Bigots

Robyn Pennacchia / September 2, 2015

Mike Huckabee is currently running for President of The Republic of Gilead. More »


Guys, Relax, Denise The Pig Is Not A Homewrecker, She’s A Puppet And Not Everything Is A Feminist Issue

Megan Reynolds / September 2, 2015

Yesterday, People released an exclusive about Kermit the Frog’s new girlfriend. Kermit the Frog is a puppet, a Muppet to be more specific. His new girlfriend is also a puppet. Her name is Denise. She is a stuffed pig wearing a shiny auburn wig and a frozen come-hither expression. That is her only look, because she… More »


Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 2, 2015

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess whether the absurd and often extremely long headline is made up or actually exists on xoJane. Spoiler alert: No matter how goddamn fucking ridiculous, they… More »


Dream Man Rescues Ribs From Apartment Fire

Bronwyn Isaac / September 2, 2015

Do you believe in modern heroes? Do you believe in true living, breathing princes? Have you considered the infinite possibilities of beauty that lie within each human being? If you didn’t already, you will after hearing about Californian man Robert Wright!
See, Mr. Wright was in the middle of a 3 a.m. barbecue (RESPECT) thi… More »


Washington State Blocks Teachers From Banning Words Like “Man” And “Woman”

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 2, 2015

A new twist in the political-correctness-in-higher-education fracas! Washington State University announced on Monday that it wouldn’t allow professors to put blanket bans on particular words in their classes, on threat of lower grades or class failure.
Specifically, one women’s studies course syllabus said the following:
“Gross generalizations, stereotypes and derogatory/oppressive language are not acceptable. More »


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