Evening Quickies: Behold, Michael Fassbender’s Naked Butt

Morning Quickies
Amy Winehouse tribute at John Paul Gaultier show
Amy Winehouse's family is upset at designer John Paul Gaultier. Read More »
Fassbender Penis
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Micheal Fassbender says his penis is no big deal. We beg to disagree. Read More »
"Shame" Trailer
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  • Michael Fassbender’s been sharing his naked tush with the world since he was 25 and he filmed this commercial for the European airline SAS. You’re welcome! [Queerty]
  • Oprah is denying she is Blue Ivy Carter’s godmother. Whatever, that kid is going to get baller gifts from her anyway. [Mommyish]
  • Fran Drescher says she was visited by aliens who implanted a chip in her brain … and she doesn’t appear to be joking. [StarPulse]
  • The city of Houston may erect a monument to honor Beyoncé. Don’t get any ideas, Kanye. [Essence]
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Today’s Lady News: British Plastic Surgeons Say Advertising Their Procedures Should Be Banned

  • The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, a society of plastic surgeons, says what they perform are medical procedures and the procedures should not be advertised the same way clothing or cosmetics are. BAAPS also asked that annual checks be carried out on surgeons. The group said it is concerned by the increasing attitude that just anyone can perform plastic surgery, even people without a license, and believe that advertising and makeover TV shows are only furthering that reputation. Interesting. [BBC
  • Chart time! Abortion rates are lower in areas of the world where abortion laws are more liberal, according to the medical journal The Lancet. [Ms. Magazine]
  • A judge tried to force sterilization and an abortion on a schizophrenic woman in Massachusetts. [Boston Globe]
  • Jezebel founder Anna Holmes has a great op-ed in the Washington Post about how female anger is dismissed. [Washington Post] Keep reading »

This Week In Sex: 12 Striptease Tips & Scratching An Ankle Itch Is As Pleasurable As Sex

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  • Twelve things you need to know before you do that striptease for your man. No pole required. [iVillage]
  • Speaking of stripteases, this woman did one in oncoming traffic and then slapped onlookers. [Huffington Post]
  • No more excuses not to have an orgasm, ladies. There’s new news about the clitoris. [The Stir]
  • Pictures of hot, wet men. You’re welcome. [theBERRY]
  • According to a new study, scratching your ankle is just as good as sex. Not sure I can endorse this study. [The Stir]
  • The five phallic foods men love to watch women eat … very, very slowly. Wait. Let me guess. Anything shaped like a penis? [LA Weekly] Keep reading »

Fashion By The Numbers

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It’s time for your weekly dose of style stats! The couture shows in Paris this week gave us a wealth of interesting numbers involving barbecues, nipples, and airplane runways; not to mention other headlines like slipping profits for a retail behemoth and soaring ad pages for a major fashion mag. Read on to get the scoop! Keep reading »

Fun With Photoshop: If Stars Took Steroids!

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been dying to know what Megan Fox would look like with bulging, vein-y thigh muscles and an angry neck. theBERRY imagines other stars on ‘roids at the link… [theBERRY]

Model Inner Monologue: Feeling Flush

This bright pink model was part of a rainbow of painted faces at the Alexis Mabille couture show in Paris on Monday. Check out the whole collection here.

New Hampshire Considering Reversal Of Domestic Violence Laws

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Domestic violence by and against teenagers is on the rise. Read More »
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Oh, New Hampshire. There you go, sitting around thinking, You know what we don’t have enough of? Wife beatings!

Clearly that’s the only explanation for a piece of legislation proposed by state Republicans. According to the Concord Monitor newspaper, House Bill 1581 sought to require police officers to obtain a warrant in a domestic violence case unless they witnessed the crime themselves.

So if Jane called 911 because Bob punched her in the face? (Or Bob called 911 because Jane punched him in the face?)  The cops could see the blood or bruises, but would have needed a warrant for arrest.  Keep reading »

It’s All In Your Head? 9 Strange Cases Of Mass Hysteria

Late last year, several female students in the town of LeRoy, New York, came down with a bizarre illness. They began experience Tourettes-like symptoms, including painful tics and spasms and vocal outbursts. The girls all went to their doctors, but no physical or medical cause could be found. The high school the girls attended was tested for potential environmental toxins, but none were discovered. And finally, it was determined that the 12 girls who experienced these debilitating symptoms were actually suffering from mass hysteria. Keep reading »

Only You Can Prevent Animal Merkins From Becoming A Trend

Animal Merkins?
Cindy Barshop introduces fox fur and feather merkins. Read More »
10 Merkin Uses
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Last week I told you about “The Real Housewives of New York City”‘s Cindy Barshop’s diabolical plan to cover our vaginas in fur and feathers at her Completely Bare salon. Here’s a video demonstration of how the Foxy Bikini and Carnivale merkin procedures are done. For the record, I don’t really feel the need to “change it up down there” with a pink “fluffed” pubic wig made of fox fur. I’m not eager to have my privates look like a peacock. And no, I don’t think plumage makes the UPA (upper p**sy area) look slimmer. This is embarrassing. And I suspect both merkins would be uncomfie underneath a pair of panties. Please don’t let animal vagina become a trend. I beg you. [Buzzfeed]

You Can Take A Class On Beyoncé At Rutgers University

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College, man. You can study just about anything. I know I did. When I was in grad school I wrote papers on 1) black and white cop buddy movies, 2) riot grrl and 3) drag queens on film. Like, really. So there’s that. And now, over at Rutgers University in New Jersey, you can take an entire class on Beyoncé. The class will focus on the continuum between Beyoncé Knowles in regards to black feminism, studying Bey’s lyrics alongside/against historical black female figures like Alice Walker and Sojourner Truth. So…. “Single Ladies” vs. The Color Purple? “Run the World (Girls)” vs. Ain’t I A Woman? “She certainly pushes boundaries,” said Professor Kevin Allread of the class. ”While other artists are simply releasing music, she’s creating a grand narrative around her life, her career, and her persona.”

Well, uh, sort of. But she’s doing it from the rather safe bubble of mainstream music, and with the rather safe messaging of rah-rah Spice Girls-inspired girl power. Look, Beyoncé’s great and all, but there’s nothing particularly edgy or transcendent about Beyoncé’s persona that can be compared to a true revolutionary reformer like bell hooks or Sojourner Truth. Is this what we’ve come to? Then again, it could just be Allred’s ploy to get kids to sign up for a class on black feminism. In which case, nice trick. [S2S Magazine]