- Vanity Fair reportedly will publish a piece on Gwyneth Paltrow but now it’s going to be “soft.” Gwynnie emailed friends asking them not to provide quotes for the piece, which supposedly claims she had an alleged affair with Elle MacPherson’s husband, and also asked them not to appear in the magazine in the future. VF appears to have backed off. Talk about coal in our stockings. SAD FACE. [RadarOnline]
- Paris Hilton’s little brother Barron Hilton has accused Lindsay Lohan of getting one of her friends to beat him up because he was talking shit about her. [TMZ]
- Meet Ariane Rinehart, the actress who played Liesel in last night’s production of “The Sound Of Music Live.” Turns out she’s Ivy League smart, too! [Zap2It]
- Dayna Morales, the New Jersey waitress who faked getting an anti-gay message on a receipt from a customer, has not yet donated any of the money she received from supporters to the Wounded Warrior Project, the charity she pledged the funds to. [Jezebel] Keep reading »
Gwyneth Paltrow Has Bludgeoned Vanity Fair Into Writing A Puff Piece
Baby Machines Aren’t Making Quite So Many Babies
- The pregnancy rate in America is the lowest its been in 12 years, according to a new report from the Centers For Disease Control, observing data from 2000 to 2009. Can someone say “economy”? Some good news, at least: teen pregnancy also reached a historic low in 2009. [CNN, Reuters]
- On Florida State University quarterback Jameis Winston and the overlapping of football culture and rape culture. [RH Reality Check]
- Rape apologists love to blame women for being drunk when a sexual assault occurs — but here’s what actual research says about women and alcohol. [Think Progress]
- How “American Horror Story: Coven” is getting race all wrong. [Feministing] Keep reading »
Beep! Sugar Glider Impersonates Miley Cyrus
Coco Is Creating A Line Of Sex Toys
- Coco is allegedly creating her own line of sex toys that will “reflect her personality.” I’m sure Ice is into it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
- Why this man doesn’t do naked pictures anymore. [Nerve]
- You’d think porn and romance wouldn’t both be on the rise at the same time, but they are. [Em & Lo]
- Florida didn’t know that butt slapping existed until this week. Oh, Florida. [Huffington Post]
- There are so many things that porn doesn’t prepare you for when you get to the real thing — like QUEEFS. [Cracked] Keep reading »
All Kitty Litter Commercials Should Star The Poopy Cat Dolls
Is there a word in the English language to describe when advertising is so delightful you don’t even mind that it’s advertising? Because that’s the word I need for this Poopy Cat commercial, a Dutch subscription service for disposable cat litter boxes. (Um, brilliant, if environmentally unfriendly, idea, right?) Introducing the Poopy Cat Dolls, a sassy group of singing pussycats that put Nicole Scherzinger to shame. The Poopy Cat Dolls should sing in all kitty litter commercials, and cat food commercials, and heck, just replace the Pussycat Dolls entirely. Rrrrow! [Laughing Squid]
This Zentai Santa Suit Is Definitely Not Mall Appropriate
Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce you to the Santa Claus 2nd Skin Suit. He delivers packages instead of presents. Now available for purchase anywhere costumes are sold. Not appropriate to be worn around children. [Laughing Squid]
Watch Whoopi Goldberg Roll A Sad Looking Joint On “Watch What Happens Live”
On last night’s episode of “Watch What Happens Live,” during the segment in which Andy Cohen’s celeb guest demonstrates their special talent, Whoopi Goldberg showed Andy and actress Zoe Saldana how to roll a joint. You know, of oregano. Or tobacco. Pick your poison! Anyway, Whoopi was probably feeling the pressure of a time limit because her doobie broke midway through. Rolling a tight, fat joint means taking your time, man. A producer signaling to go to commercial would totally harsh my mellow too.
Awful Husband Tries To Sell Wife And Motorcycle On Craigslist
When his wife gave him an ultimatum to choose between her or his 2006 Harley-Davidson XL1200L Sportster, Bob White of Virginia decided to put both of them up for sale on Craigslist! The listing price for the hog/wife package deal (both in “excellent condition,” Santa hat not included) is $5,900 OBO, but he will consider trades. You can check out an an excerpt from the ad featuring deets on both models after the jump. Oh, and you can call or text Bob to test drive the motorcycle, but not the wife, if you’re interested. GUH. Warning: prepare to be offended.
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7 Things To Know About Dusk, A Porn Channel For Women
Erotic offerings for women are getting better all the time. Just off the top of my head, I can think of James Deen and Make Love Not Porn, Bust magazine’s monthly “one handed read,” and the publishing boom after Fifty Shades Of Grey that has our office bookshelves heaving under new dominant/submissive erotica. (Seriously. Take some of it off our hands, please.)
In 2014, American women can look out for Dusk, a new channel featuring 24/7 porn aimed at women. Here’s everything you want to know about Dusk, after the jump! Keep reading »
Watch This: Mannequins Modeled After People With Disabilities Challenge Fashion Industry’s Definition of “The Perfect Body”
The traditional body shape of store mannequins is so restrictive and unchanging that a Swedish store’s decision to display a curvy mannequin was enough to cause an uproar. It’s rare enough for people with “average” bodies to see themselves represented in the fashion industry, but for people with disabilities, the chances of seeing a body that looks like theirs when they walk past a department store window hover somewhere around zero. To increase visibility and confront these exclusionary body standards, an advocacy group called Pro Infirmis hired an artist to create mannequins based on the exact measurements of people with physical disabilities, which were then displayed in a Zurich store window. The results were captured in this beautiful four-minute video. Here’s hoping the fashion industry takes the message to heart, because diversity — in any form — is always a good thing. [Huffington Post]
