• Ashton Kutcher has fired back at Star magazine, which claims he’s cheating on Demi Moore. He tweeted, “STAR magazine - you don’t get to stand behind ‘freedom of the press’ when you are writing fiction.” [Starpulse.com]
• T.I. and wife Tameka “Tiny” Cottle were arrested in L.A. for alleged possession of a controlled substance. [TMZ]
• Snooki isn’t marrying her new beau—she dumped him after he proposed on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine. [Hollywood Life]

“I would smack [Lindsay Lohan] in the mouth if I saw her ... I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else – whack!’ And then if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her. The same thing with Paris Hilton — those children are begging for help. What they’re doing is saying…‘Can you please help me?’ When people who have celebrity give nothing in return, they need a spanking and a reprimand.”

— Jerry Lewis to “Inside Edition.” No, that’s not paternalistic at all. Joking about hitting a woman in the mouth and then giving her spankings? I’m floored he thinks this is humorous. (Besides the point, the words “spanking” and “Lindsay Lohan” could be so much sexier.) What an a**hole. [Dlisted via “Inside Edition”]

If you’re tired of sexed-up photos of Beyonce, Britney, and Miley, Paper magazine has the cure. They turned Michelle Trachtenberg, Veronica Webb, Charlotte Ronson, Gretchen Mol, Samantha Mathis and a slew of other actresses and models into dudes. Here, Trachtenberg dons a ‘stache, a tie, and a gut. (We think she looks a bit like “Mad Men”‘s Pete.) The actress said the transformation wasn’t much of a jump. “Most of my friends are guys, except a handful of girls,” she revealed. “I talk and think like a boy.” Check out more on Papermag.com.

Lady Gaga and Marc Jacobs show off their work uniforms (we imagine) for the cover of V‘s New York issue. How could you not buy this? [Idolator]

Not since the days of Cindy Crawford and plum-brown shades have we really rocked a matte lip. But Nars Cosmetics is bringing the texture back with the announcement of their new Pure Matte lipstick. Another lipstick debut that has garnered lots of blog attention recently—Tom Ford’s Private Blend collection, which features a super-glam, high-sheen finish.

Are you a matte or glossy kind of girl? For which seasons/occasions do you switch it up? [Talking Makeup, Luxist]

Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs stayed up past their bedtimes last night (well, maybe just Anna) to talk about Fashion’s Night Out on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.” The best part is when Jimmy asks Anna a bit about FNO, saying, “So the stores stay open and you have, like, sales?” To which Anna responds, “No sales! Full price!” Marc chimes in, “Things are for sale, they’re not on sale.” Classic. It’s at the end when Wintour attempts a weird joke about Fallon, Jacobs, and bananas that we get lost. [NBC]

It only happens once in a lifetime. 90210 Day—aka September 2, 2010. In honor of this holiest of holy days, we’ll be posting clips from some of our favorite episodes of “Beverly Hills, 90210.” You’re welcome, bro.

The West Bev gang was always getting into trouble and learning valuable life lessons. In this rave-tastic episode from “Bev Hills 90210”‘s second season, Brandon’s bleached-blond “bad girl” gal pal Emily Valentine takes the gang on a wacky egg-induced rave-venture. Emily takes them to a rave crack den, and then slips Brandon a dose of U4EA, which is basically Ecstasy in “90210”-land. Hi-jinks and car crashes ensue, and the gang learns that drugs are no joke.

Click here to watch the full “U4EA” episode.